Swampyville's - "Cock Robins Untimely Surmise"

You're the Poet!

It has been said that confessions are good for
the troubled mind. I've been living with this
dastardly crime all of my life. It feels great
to get it off of my chest!

Fill in the below blanks with the following words
or use your own words.

Be, by, die, doubt, fun, goes, good, gun, hollow,
knows, song, spout, swallow, tree, understood,
wrong.

Cock Robin's Untimely Demise!
By L. Don Oliver

Who killed Cock Robin,
So the old story ____;
No one can really say,
Cause, no one really _____;

The sparrow said he did it,
But there is room for _____,
He was always a braggart,
And just wanted to _____;

I did said the Alligator,
And I want it __________,
I clamped him into my mouth
Then chomped him up real ___;

The soaring bald eagle,
Remarked as he flew __;
I clutched him in my talons,
Then I watched him ___;

The icky sneaky snake said,
While crawling through a ______;
I wrapped myself around him,
Then took a great big _______;

Oh! No! said the wren,
You've got it all _____;
He expired right after,
I crooned him a ____;

Oh! Oh! Oh! screamed the big tall bear,
He was where he wasn't supposed to __;
So I rendered him a great big swat,
And knocked him from my honey ____;

When a person is self centered,
Everything they do is in ___;
It was I who did in Cock Robin,
With my trusty "Red Ryder" BB ___;

Previous Poem.

Begin the Beguine!
By L. Don Oliver

A flight of scavengers,
Circling above my house;
I Can't smell any odor,
Perhaps an unlucky mouse;

Their choice of my abode,
This I may never know;
Soaring in their little circle,
As around and around they go;

Slowly they begin descending,
Espying their apparent wrath;
Realizing upon their approach,
It's time to take a bath;

Swampyville's - You're the Poet - "Wasted Chances"

You're the Poet!

Fill in the below blanks with the following words
or use your own words.

Apart, been, dismay, grow, heart, misspent, row,
share, there, way.

Wasted Chances!
By L. Don Oliver

Sacrificing, of the _____,
Flowered gardens, far _____;
Wilting down, to vacant ___,
There again, to never ____;
Superficial, life has ____,
Wasted youth, that was ________;
Fertile fields, to my ______,
Never again, to come my ___;
Memories, none to _____,
When there is, no one _____;

Previous Poem.

Nature's Nectar!
By L. Don Oliver

Storm clouds appear,
Awakening one's fear,
Building upon it's way;
The lightening streaks,
The thunder shrieks,
Complaining along it's sway;
The winds twirl,
The clouds swirl,
Rampaging over the plain;
The nectar descends,
To what depends,
Upon the falling rain;
The flowers grow,
The streams flow,
Down the mountain side,
The rivers explore,
To the ocean's shore,
Where the sea birds abide;
The Solar insist,
Of the morning mist,
To gather in the sky,
Nature's Nectar will fall,

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

Question: While thumbing through
the New Age Dictionary of Political
Correctness, I came across some
terminology that confused me. It had
a definition of a female storm
as a herricane and a male storm as
a himmicane. isn't that politically
incorrect. What should I Do?

Intellectual Resolution: Use the
definition of both. It's called a
"Themicane"; which is gender neutral!

IT IS BETTER TO BOARD THE LEFT SIDE
OF A SHIP AND LIVE, THAN IT IS TO FALL
OFF THE RIGHT SIDE AND DROWN!

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

Intellectually Unresolved (Question):

In that I'm satisfactorily deprived (pissed off) and
progressives say that I'm fragrantly challenged
(stink) and believe little that I see and nothing that
I hear, what should I do?

Intellectual Resolution (Answer):

Join the TEA party; they too, are all reality
challenged (insane)!

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

ASK THE POLITICALLY CORRECT!

Question? I've lost faith in the media and in the last
election I didn't vote for either the Democrats or the
Republicans (I've also lost faith in both of them).
What does that make me?

Intellectual Resolution: You are cognitive challenged
(ignorant) in need of a cognitive accommodation (brain
washing) re-education program.

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

Ask the Politically Correct!

Question (Intellectually Unresoluted): Will I
get in trouble if I display a decorated Holiday
tree in the front window of my house?

Answer Intellectual Resolution): No, as long as
it doesn't have an angel on top and you don't
refer to it as a Christmas tree!