Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

Question: While thumbing through
the New Age Dictionary of Political
Correctness, I came across some
terminology that confused me. It had
a definition of a female storm
as a herricane and a male storm as
a himmicane. isn't that politically
incorrect. What should I Do?

Intellectual Resolution: Use the
definition of both. It's called a
"Themicane"; which is gender neutral!

IT IS BETTER TO BOARD THE LEFT SIDE
OF A SHIP AND LIVE, THAN IT IS TO FALL
OFF THE RIGHT SIDE AND DROWN!

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

Intellectually Unresolved (Question):

In that I'm satisfactorily deprived (pissed off) and
progressives say that I'm fragrantly challenged
(stink) and believe little that I see and nothing that
I hear, what should I do?

Intellectual Resolution (Answer):

Join the TEA party; they too, are all reality
challenged (insane)!

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

ASK THE POLITICALLY CORRECT!

Question? I've lost faith in the media and in the last
election I didn't vote for either the Democrats or the
Republicans (I've also lost faith in both of them).
What does that make me?

Intellectual Resolution: You are cognitive challenged
(ignorant) in need of a cognitive accommodation (brain
washing) re-education program.

Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct!

Ask the Politically Correct!

Question (Intellectually Unresoluted): Will I
get in trouble if I display a decorated Holiday
tree in the front window of my house?

Answer Intellectual Resolution): No, as long as
it doesn't have an angel on top and you don't
refer to it as a Christmas tree!