Death Notice.

Death Notices are brief announcements published
at no charge.

Name of deceased: "United States of America"

Born in the City of Philadelphia, Pa. on July 4, 1776.
Died in the City of Washington, D.C. on October 3, 2008,
from the disease of "Complacency".

A full Obituary could not be completed because decedent cashed
in life insurance policies and maxed out all credit cards.

The WBO Mortuary has been entrusted with the remains.

The decedent will be buried; but, the family will have to reimburse
the Mortuary for it's costs, plus an exorbitant interest rate.