Swampyville Nursery Rhymes; "Chancy had a Scam"

Chancy Had a little scam!
By Ollie Owl

Chancy had a little scam,
little scam, little scam;
Chancy had a little scam,
He claimed was pure as snow;

Everywhere that Chancy went,
Chancy went, Chancy went,
everywhere that Chancy went,
His scam was sure to go;

It went with him to Congress one day,
Congress one day, Congress one day;
it went with him to Congress one day,
which wasn't against their "Changed" rules;

It made the Congress laugh and play,
laugh and play, laugh and play;
it made the Congress laugh and play,
Knowing they had scammed the fools;