Placebo Health Care!

Swampyville Rhymes for the Older Animals!

Placebo Health Care!
By Ollie Owl

The Physician has a deploma,
To show to the fool;
One that he got,
From an "Online" school;

Granny was in an accident,
The government said, "What the Heck";
Give her a couple of placebos,
To ease her broken neck;

(Chorus)

The government loves,
Placebos, Placebos,
The government loves,
Placebo Meds;
The government loves,
Placebos, Placebos,
The government loves,
Placebo Meds;

The old man was starving,
Sick and lying in bed;
In need of an emergency operation,
or he would be dead;

He went to a Physician,
Before it was too late,
The government informed him,
There was a three year wait;

(Chorus)

The government loves,
Placebos, Placebos,
The government loves,
Placebo Meds;
The government loves,
Placebos, Placebos,
The government loves,
Placebo Meds;

Schedule an appointment a year ago,
With a Pysician Assistant named Bee;
It was rescheduled for another year,
With a Physicans Assistant named Cee;

I have Health Insurance,
The premiums once were low;
The costs have tripled,
Now the government is running the show;

(Chorus)

The government loves,
Placebos, Placebos,
The government loves,
Placebo Meds;
The government loves,
Placebos, Placebos,
The government loves,
Placebo Meds;