700 Billion Dollar Bail Out; request for part of

To: The Treasurer of The United States of America
From: Ollie Owl, CEO of the United Swampland Financial Corporation

Dear Sir:

As the CEO of a failing Financial Corporation, it is requested that my
Corporation be given 10 billion of the subject 700 billion dollar bail out,
to be used as follows:

1. The infusion of two billion dollars into my failing Financial Corporation
to keep it solvent for at least 90 days.

2. Two billion dollars to buy the failing Swampland Bank to also keep it
solvent for at least 90 days.

3. If you would send me a list of individuals and their secret off shore
bank accounts, I will transfer the remaining six billion dollars into their accounts.
I understand that's the way things are done today.


Ollie Owl
CEO of Swampland Financial Corporation