Ten suggestions to become a successful Politician.

"Promise everything to everyone,
then when elected deliver on none"

1. Be a Lawyer.
(Graduating from Harvard or Yale would be a tremendous asset)

2. Smile when you are less than truthful to the voters.

3. Pass the laws that the lobbyist want; only, after they've
deposited the money into your bank account.

4. Sign onto those bills to benefit the people; but, only
those you know have no chance in hell of ever being passed.

5. Slip into some obscure bill a request for a few dollars of "Pork"
for your district, to insure your re-election.

6. If you are ever caught with your pants down, claim it was a plot
by the opposition party.

7. If it's proven that you were caught with your pants down; claim
it was a momentary mental lapse and that you will never do it
again. The gullible voters will believe it.

8. Never hide your pay-offs in a freezer.

9. Don't just do something; do nothing, its more profitable.

10. Remember above all, that the American people are apathetic and
filled with complacency and most don't care who is elected.