Fuzzy Fox.

When Fuzzy was a young fox, he met a female fox who had a nice
body, but a movie star she wasn't. Fuzzy thought to himself if
the big event ever happened he would put a paper sack over
her head. After several dates, they both came to a mutual
agreement. While they were preparing for the event, the female
fox reached under the bed and produced a paper sack. Fuzzy
thought to himself, "Wow!, what a good sport she is". The female
fox placed the paper sack over Fuzzy's head.

The moral of the story: "Judge not lest ye be judged".